When I first got to St. Louis, I saw the arch and I said, 'I want to go to that McDonalds.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

We are what we think. Think great, be great.

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do.

Everyone in the music industry is so fun and laid-back.

The love of a father is one of nature's greatest masterpieces.

We are all naturally xenophobic.

I love my mother, but there has been, ever since my boyhood, a sort of coldness of intercourse between us, such as is apt to come between people of strong feelings.

The dead have never bothered me. It's the living that I fear.

You the one that I dream about all day. You the one that I think about always. You are the one so I make sure I behave! My love is your love, your love is my love.

For I firmly believe that Jewish life, indeed any communal life, can only be organized according to democratic principles.

Your mind is your invisible talisman. The letters PMA (positive mental attitude) are emblazoned on one side, and NMA (negative mental attitude) on the other. These are powerful forces.