When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.

I can smell bullshit from a mile away but it's so much harder to detect when it's around you all day.

I'm a late-night guy.

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

Losing my mind sounds so pessimistic. I prefer the term winning my insanity.

When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.

Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever.

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite.

Being a father to my family and a husband is to me much more important than what I did in the business.

My primary process of perceiving is muscular and visual.

When I am truly present, I feel alive, and I want everyone around me to share that feeling so we can make the most of that moment together.

The saddest thing in life is wasted talent, and the choices you make will shape your life forever.

Man in his effort to pray and receive guidance actually enhances his separation from who he really is and what he is reaching for. In time, you have all answers to all questions.

Well, I get under people's skins. It's a gift I have, what can I say?

Education is wonderful - it helps you worry about things all over the world.

God does not exist to make a big deal out of us. We exist to make a big deal out of him. It's not about you. It's not about me. It's all about him.