When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn't think anyone would notice, but I persevered because - like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle - it was a labour of love.

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

And I can see Russia from my house.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

I have never paid for fornication, and I don't intend to begin with you. When you come to me, and come to me you shall, you shall do so of your own accord and wholly free of all commerce and custom.

Make an effort with tenacity to make real impact that works and don't just create an impression with deception

Kings had always been involving and impoverishing their people in wars, pretending generally, if not always, that the good of the people was the object

I think every American actor wants to be a movie star. But I never wanted to do stupid movies, I wanted to do films.

Call me old-fashioned, but I like my conditioners to be conditioners and my shampoos to be shampoos.

The more you do the right thing, the harder it is to do the wrong thing.

Publish in haste and repent at leisure.

All that prosthetic makeup drains you. By the time it's lunch, you're done.

I believe your atmosphere and your surroundings create a mind state for you.

Targets don't fight crime.