When I first started playing guitar, everyone was playing Chuck Berry and B.B. King licks. I decided I was going to find other avenues of expression.

The time to hesitate is through.

Come on, baby, light my fire. Try to set the night on fire.

I didn't plan on rock-n-roll. I wanted to learn jazz; I got to know some people doing rock-n-roll with jazz, and I thought I could make some money playing music.

We were all kind of freaked out recording the first album because we didn't know what it would be like.

Scott Medlock. Some say he's a genius, some say he's a fool. I say he's the Jim Morrison of sports art, and proud to say, one of my closest friends.

When I play with my band around the U.S.A., the most requested song is 'Peace Frog.'

The best of all lost arts is honesty

Ava, "Since shewas right, Daddy Shane has been calling her ourwalking, talking Magic 8 Ball, although we’re notallowed to shake her when we want answers.

May you stay Forever Young

Power politics is the diplomatic name for the law of the jungle.

The originator of a new concept...finds, as a rule, that it is much more difficult to find out why other people do not understand him, than it was to discover the new truth.

I was even accused of teaching the chimps how to fish for termites which I mean that would have been such a brilliant coup.

They are this horrible thing where you are distorted. The chin is too big, the head is too small. No, this is electronic masturbation.

It is funny how you do not miss affection until it is given, but once it is, it can never be enough; you would drown in it if possible.

Can it be I am the only Jew residing in Danville, Kentuchy, looking for matzoh in the Safeway and the A & P?

I haven’t had a gaffe or something that I’ve done that has caused me to fall in the polls.