When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Only the faithful God knows the future.

Love is what we were born with. Fear is what we learned here.

I got pulled over when I was behind the wheel of a Porsche in Philly once for what we call DWB - Driving While Black.

I loved going along with Alice Steinbach as she goes off on this rare, wonderful adventure, an escape into discovering herself and some of the truly magical places in this world.

The possession of great powers no doubt carries with it a comtempt for mere external show

Don't you feel the same way? When I cannot see myself, even though I touch myself, I wonder if I really exist.

As the happiness of the people is the sole end of government, so the consent of the people is the only foundation of it.

Don't ever be afraid to live. Because though dying is easy when compared to living

Don't look back - you're not going that way.

For many people my software is something that you install and forget. I like to keep it that way.