When I give speeches at college, I don't tell stories, I talk about what it is to live your dreams and take the path less traveled.

I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.

The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.

The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them

You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.

The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.

The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.

A well-run organization turns over 10% of their organizations, including senior leadership. I don't have the heart to do that.

There is a war that makes us adore our conquerors and despise ourselves.

Let's not forget that Congress bears a lot of responsibility for many of the problems we have now

But we are not what the other one needs, still he is certain that I will find great love in my life someday. He is sure of it. After all, he says, beauty attracts beauty.

Of all human events, perhaps, the publication of a first volume of verses is the most insignificant; but though a matter of no moment to the world, it is still of some concern to the author.

The bones of the skeleton which support the body can become the bars of the cage which imprison the spirit.

I could quite happily run a florist or a bake shop.

Drugs are in every walk of life - doctors, lawyers, preachers, the guy who works for IBM, teenagers on the street, teenagers in school.

There is a real danger that computers will develop intelligence and take over.

It is often said that in Ireland there is an excess of genius unsustained by talent; but there is talent in the tongues.