When I go to the beauty parlor, I always use the emergency entrance. Sometimes I just go for an estimate.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

And honestly, given the choice of facing my mother or a vampire, I think I'd always choose the latter.

Our second mother, habit, is also a good mother.

We were having a trial game against Leeds, and Jack Charlton was the boss of Middlesbrough at the time.

When the peace of God follows the purity of God's wisdom into our hearts and lives, it will affect those around us.

You lose power in Britain and you are just Joe Public again.

Shakespeare will never be made by the study of Shakespeare.

My first album is a lot of my personal experiences. I wanted people to relate to what I've been through.

No one else can match the environment we're creating for expanding the game experience to everyone. Our path is not linear, but dynamic.

I talk to Allah, I pray to him.

Fiercely guard the passions burning inside your heart, so that their flames can safely reach the highest ceilings of success without the eyes of envy.