When I got Trophy Wife, the first fear is, This could go away; the second is, Its here and I love it; I hope it gets a second season.

Maybe women get to a certain age and they no longer have a filter; they're considered crazy people or something.

I actually have huge respect for Lorne Michaels. I think that guy is really something.

SNL was a dream come true for me. It was a fantastic year. I dont have any regrets.

I just want to make people laugh, and I want to do that the best way possible.

I do like to play people I wouldnt want to spend five minutes in a room with.

I do think non-linearly. So I think that comes off as nervousness or anxiety in a person.

I get to do physical comedy! When do women get to do physical comedy? Very rarely.

Maybe women get to a certain age and they no longer have a filter they're considered crazy people or something.

I have a thing for things that last.

Fools do not acknowledge God, the proud reject Him, the wise embrace Him, and the righteous worship Him.

Our King [Jesus] is accused of treachery; it is said of him [by the Muslims] that he is not God, but that he falsely pretended to be something he was not.

The moral faculties are generally and justly esteemed as of higher value than the intellectual powers.

There is no harm in anybody thinking that Christ is in bread. The harm is in the expectation of His presence in gunpowder.

Thus will we deal with life, my little help-meet. Will we not, eh? What though it blink at us like an owl that is blinded by the sun, we will yet force it to smile.

The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any.

I love traveling; it's, like, my perfect escape.

If you read a novel in more than two weeks, you don't read the novel really.

When I'm not hitting, I don't hit nobody. But, when I'm hitting, I hit anybody.