When I got the job, I was sure that I wasn't going to get the job because Tom Cruise almost got the job.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

Saying "thank you" signifies sense of gratitude, but it also implies your incapability.

I love getting dressed up and having someone do my make-up and feeling pretty.

Inside us there is a word we cannot pronounce, and that is who we are.

America's dumpsters should not be better fed than its people.

He is able to help His children work through anything, and not a single thing is going to happen in the future that can change that fact.

I believe you win games by what you do from your first practice until your first game

I am a big lover of the environment. I actually come from Maine, which is pretty much all environment.

We are learning, day by day, about the gift of agency that allows us to experience the consequences, good and bad, of our own choices.

You've had your share of secrets and I'm tired of being the last to know

You should look at stocks as small pieces of business.