When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.

Colour which is the poet's wealth is so expensive that most take to mere outline sketches and become men of science.

I'm nocturnal when it comes to recording - I'm just more creative at night.

Obama says he's bringing 10,000 troops home. The Republicans are calling it a failed jobs program.

I'm very fond of Norfolk. My husband came from there and the kids love it. Devon is beautiful, too.

Are you lazy or just incompetent?

There's always going to be haters. And the more hate you get, the better you are doing.

I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair knows better, Blair is not an idiot. What is he doing hanging around this guy?

Code should run as fast as necessary, but no faster; something important is always traded away to increase speed.

What you learn from others you can use to follow. What you learn for yourself you can use to lead.