When I hear women talking about how their wedding is going to be/was the best day of their life, I can’t help but think, You just haven’t taken enough MDMA in a field at 3 a.m., love.

We must recall the most important of humanity guidelines: Be polite. Being polite is possibly the greatest daily contribution everyone can make to life on Earth.

I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings.

The world is difficult and we are all breakable. So just be kind.

My core belief is that if you're complaining about something for more than three minutes, two minutes ago you should have done something about it.

When a woman says, ‘I have nothing to wear!’, what she really means is, ‘There’s nothing here for who I’m supposed to be today.

I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit.

It's always sunny above the clouds. Always. Every day on earth - every day I have ever had - was secretly sunny, after all.

I like a little bit of revolution. I think it's a very good hobby for a young woman. Better than squash.

Flyaway, problem hair is the enemy of feminism, and was probably invented by the Man to crush Susan Sontag.

If you are lying down to give birth, gravity is not helping you. You know, you stand up and, you know, a baby will basically kind of fall out of you, if you keep walking 'round.

And I? I drink, I burn, I gather dreams.And sometimes I tell a story. Because Promethea asks me for a bowl of words before she goes to sleep.

I'd found my niche: cat-owning, stalker-y secretary. And I played the same part again and again and again.

peace of mind and heartarriveswhen we accept what is:having beenborn into thisstrange lifewe must acceptthe wasted gamble of ourdaysand take some satisfaction inthe pleasure ofleaving it allbehind.

I really believe in non-violence, but I also believe in a short of resistance that has to be respectful.

The one ironclad rule is that I have to try. I have to walk into my writing room and pick up my pen every weekday morning

I'm here to say my legacy in The Octogon is over ... I re-signed last night with @WWE.

We wanted to give back to the fans what they've given us, and that is unbelievable support thoughout the World Cup

Suddenly I become filled with a consuming impatience to be gone.

Don't try to fine-tune somebody else's view.

Shigure: "What's in the camera? Huh? Huh? What is it?" Hatori: "Quiet, you hack.