When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

He couldn't understand how he was awarded medals and honors for clubbing and bayoneting people, and be called a barbarian for killing seals.

To have a good business, always have a caring heart.

Life is sacred gift. There is nothing to lose, only joy.

You ever try holding, say, even a single chapter of a novel in your head? Consciously? All at once?

One tiny flame could make so many other flames; one tiny flame could set afire a whole world.

I do not think about the national team too much because footballistically it is not of too much interest.

No man is hurt but by himself.

It is not always those who have the most eminent gifts who are the most successful laborers for God. It is generally those who keep up closest communion with Christ and are most constant in prayer.

You know, honestly, acting in film is remarkably independent. You're doing your thing and someone else is doing their thing.

The poor have much to teach you. You have much to learn from them.