[When I'll be old I see myself] as a world champion, on a big farm with an Italian-style, big family with a whole bunch of grandchildren. And the foundations for that I have already laid!

Women should be all dressed in white like all the other domestic appliances.

Forget what others whisper in your ears. Most of that is pure rubbish that obstructs the view to what really is important. Always make your own decisions. That is what makes us human.

Anyone who doesn't speak English isn't worth speaking to

If you say 'Good Morning' in America and it's five past twelve you end up with a lawsuit.

If you're going to take the attitude, I don't think it will work, you will never do anything.

I'd rather get to the 70-year-old guy who's got plenty of cash.

You have to hope that your opponents are unlucky. Never only rely on your own luck.

Don't forget I started looking at China a long time before any of those races happened. I always thought go east, not west.

[Donald] Trump would want to cosy up to him for sure, and he'd be right to do that. Which would be good for the world.

I have earned the money and changed the nappies!

I squinted at her. “You’re an adult.” “You’re an adult too.” “But you’re an older adult. You’ve had more practice.” Mom leaned back and laughed.

One day, may we all meet together in the light of understanding.

Liberty is one of the imagination's most precious possessions.

And like lambs to a slaughter we shall follow.

European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing throughout soccer matches.

When I was 13, when I was 14, when I was in England, yeah all I wanted to do was go and see The Who, go and see The Stones.

Take my wife... Please!

Although for some people cinema means something superficial and glamorous, it is something else. I think it is the mirror of the world.

Coming upon a space that sounds unique and incredible is just the best feeling.

I was particularly anxious that I shoot the tires out of the class system. All it is these days is a hobby of certain masochists, and certain sadists.