When I look at her, it's like when I was in seventh grade and fell in love for the first time, where it's debilitating. That's available 24/7 if I want, which is amazing.

A man's main job is to protect his woman from her desire to 'get bangs' every other month.

Success is just a war of attrition. Sure, there's an element of talent you should probably possess, but if you stick around long enough, eventually something is going to happen.

I've had plenty of good times and have settled peacefully into quite a boring existence that I love. I had enough fireworks and chaos. It is a blissful boring life, believe me.

People only attack when they see weakness or when they think that someone is ashamed of it or embarrassed and they can't wait to stick it to 'em.

I try to approach making movies in a way that it's about the making of them and not the result of them, if that makes sense.

I think a lot of ex-addicts. They find a lot of humor in what they did because they lived through it.

You only get one chance at your life so why not jump cars?

I think all males from Detroit have an obsession with cars.

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold.

Jerry Falwell says that abortion and homosexuality are sins. Oh yeah? Well, so is gluttony, Jerry. So maybe you should think about dropping 50 pounds.

I don't know why women feel an affinity with me.

The best of life is life lived quietly, where nothing happens but our calm journey through the day, where change is imperceptible and the precious life is everything.

Immigration, a lexicon. You're a 'migrant' when you're very poor; 'immigrant' when you're not so poor; and 'expat' when you're rich.

He was a man of his times. with one virtue and a thousand crimes. (The Corsair)

Beyond 100,000 lines of code, you should probably be coding in Ada.

Dear to the heart of a girl is her own beauty and charm.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

It doesn't matter what people say about me, whether they're in Philly, or whether they're in San Francisco... all across the world.