When I look at my bookcase and see one book after the other lined up upon its shelves I think to myself, There is a God.

Books are the only things worth stealing.

I've stolen books. They're the only thing worth taking that don't belong to you.

When I look at my bookcase and see the books upon the shelves, I think to myself, There is a God.

A female dragon’s tail is of the utmost importance to her. Male dragons find them irresistible. After all where do you think the term ‘Getting some tail’ came from?

When I look at my bookcase and see one book after the other upon its shelves, I think to myself, There is a God.

Noontime was absolutely the perfect time for a duel in the dragon’s opinion as this was also lunchtime, his favorite part of the day. As the saying went, he could kill two birds with one stone.

The only thing more unpredictable than magic is language.

The key to having good scales is a healthy diet of venison when you’re just a wee dragon lad.

Dragons were notoriously finicky about whom they ate, and thought it the height of bad manners to be kept waiting by their selected fare.

You know you've written a good book when even the people who hate it admit it's entertaining.

We will cry and bleed and lust and love, and we will cure death. We will be the cure. Because we want it.

I think it's really important to live in the moment.

People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.

The prayer of faith is the only kind that is real prayer, and it is trust in God with full acknowledgment of God's power and love.

New York is traditional New York, you know what I'm saying? It's the stomping ground of the hustlers and go-getters

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

There's nothing worse than people talking about theories and humor.

The cells are thus the stomachs of which the plant has millions like mouths.

A man like me troubles himself little about a million men.

I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull.