When I look back I can't believe how my parents managed, but the cliche is true. We didn't have money, but we were rich in so many other ways.

It takes nothing away from a human to be kind to an animal.

I've been prepping for my role as Medusa.

My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from multiple personality disorder and self-obsession.

Is it that your dream is unattainable or is it that you have the wrong dream?

When I go out with the ladies, I don't force them to pronounce my name. I tell them I like to go by the nickname of Kitten.

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain.

I don't know a single person in life that doesn't have conflict.

I like working all the time. I hate taking breaks. I don't like the weekends.

I love having a master. I have no problem serving my director. That's my job. I want to make them happy.

I'm like the kid that crams for tests and never remembers anything.

We never know the quality of someone else's life, though we seldom resist the temptation to assume and pass judgement.

It is a paradoxical but profoundly true and important principle of life that the most likely way to reach a goal is to be aiming not at that goal itself but at some more ambitious goal beyond it.

He could take on anything and everything, it seemed, rather than leave himself time to reflect on his dissatisfaction with his life and what he might do about it.

We're hip to the fact that Superman never saved no black people. You got that?

The business of philosophy is not to give rules, but to analyze the private judgments of common reason.

My wife and I like to go to church if we're in town. On Sundays, I try to be as chill as I can, whether I'm watching golf or barbecuing.

The final conquest of poverty is within our grasp.

There's so many young peoople who start to play basketball and never learn the fundamentals.

It's become extremely difficult to speak to active ISIS members now. I was speaking to them in 2015, and the last one was killed in a drone strike.

Strength alone knows conflict, weakness is born vanquished.