When I look in the mirror, I see a gentleman getting a little older and a little wiser.

Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.

Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.

A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.

If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.

I want to be remembered as a man who was positive, who made a difference, and who walked in God's light.

Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time.

You have too take from each artist what works for you, and then create your own sound. You put different combinations in the mix and it becomes something unique in the end.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence

If I knew then what I know now I guess it'd make no difference

Only by binding together as a single force will we remain strong and unconquerable.

Beware. Those with the least amount of authority exercise it the most often.

If an idea is compelling enough it'll stick in my head until I am forced to write it. If it's forgettable, who cares?

Art is about paying attention.

Driving is something really special for me. Even women doesn't excite me as much as racing cars! I guess I'm just becoming old.

Time and time again I was told that I would never make the film on time and never make it on budget. That kind of criticism tends to turn me into a great big motor of efficiency.

Sight is what you see with your eyes, vision is what you see with your mind.

Ah, how the seeds of cockiness blossom when soiled in ignorance.

Something happens to a woman when she can't reproduce. I've not had to walk that path, but I can only imagine when your organs don't work and how that could make you feel.

Nobody should have any illusion about the possibility of gaining military superiority over Russia. We will never allow this to happen.