When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one of you out there.

Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still The King.

Rave music sounds like an electronic disco version of '30s Universal monster movies.

National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.

Tiffany is wrestling in Jell-O.

Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me.

People from outer space they come up to me, they don't look like Doctor Spock, they don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Elvis.

I graduated from college in Ohio and bummed around for a while, and then I joined VISTA, which was a domestic Peace Corps kind of thing, and they sent me to Colorado.

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.

She's vibrator dependent.

I thought I was the last American weirdo then I met Chris Chandler.

We pay attention to what we are told to attend to, or what we're looking for, or what we already know...what we see is amazingly limited.

If you're spending your entire early 20s chasing the next party, what are you running away from?

I believe everybody is responsible for what they do themselves.

I'm a pessimist by nature. I don't think things are ever going to work out, I'm not particularly ambitious.

If you're fighting against a minimum wage increase, you're fighting an uphill battle, because most Americans, even most Republicans, are okay with raising the minimum wage.

I have brothers and was a tomboy, if that's still a designation. It wasn't a stretch for me to think and write as a 13-year-old boy - it is freeing.

One age misunderstands another; and a petty age misunderstands all the others in its own ugly way.

Music is a fair and glorious gift of God. I am strongly persuaded that after theology, there is no art which can be placed on the level with music.

Christians must be Jews. The truth of what we believe depends on the truth of Judaism, depends on the first covenant.

I can't just wake up and watch TV and do nothing. I need a day off working out, seeing the wife, play a little golf, see my kids.