When I look upon seamen, men of science and philosophers, man is the wisest of all beings; when I look upon priests and prophets nothing is as contemptible as man.

He has the most who is most content with the least.

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less.

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.

Plato had defined Man as an animal, biped and featherless, and was applauded. Diogenes plucked a fowl and brought it into the lecture-room with the words, "Behold Plato's man!"

I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.

He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for a human."

It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.

One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings

We can imagine how to create and be creative on a beach in a cosmic sky. No grain of sand is merely just sandy

Sportsmanship is definitely an important thing in all sports. In soccer, we all respect each other on such a high level, between Sweden and Brazil and Japan or whatever team it is.

It is pointless for a woman to be young unless pretty, or to be pretty unless young.

Simply put, broadband voice is an interstate matter that must be dealt with through clear national standards.

When you know you know nothing, an air of openness and humility prevails. Then real understanding enters the mind.

John [Kricfalusi] is so arrogant. He thinks he's me!

I am an artist, I trade in uncertainty and superstition and cant. I invent dark visions of impossible situations that can never be resolved.

It doesn't matter which side of the tracks your from, the train still rolls the same.

I appreciate men like Ben Webster and Coleman Hawkins very much.

I will not quarrel with a slight mistake, Such as our nature's frailty may excuse.