When I'm all alone and I'm by myself, little Peter keeps me company.

You promised the moon, but I prefer Uranus.

Don't forget to enjoy the winter, but never give up hopes for the spring.

perhaps the problem of evil is a human problem, one of an egotistical mind-set, an anthropocentric bent in our thinking and perspective.

I like living. I have sometimes been wildly despairingly acutely miserable racked with sorrow but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.

An excessive knowledge of Marxism is a sign of a misspent youth.

Actually, you want to go into an area where you're frightened. Otherwise, you're just going to be repainting beautiful paintings, but a little duller each time.

Michelle Obama gives a speech, and everyone loves it. It's fantastic. They think she's absolutely great. My wife, Melania, gives the exact same speech... And people get on her case.

Your experience will be a lesson to all of us men to be careful not to marry ladies in very high positions.

[On cloning sheep:] Oh great, just what we need - more sheep.

I'd gone professional when I was about seventeen.

Live to please the others, and everyone will love you, except yourself.