When I'm in touch with the idea that there is a higher power and that there is, you know, other factors at work, it - it kind of quells my narcissism.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

It is pain that ages us, not years.

I don't even like hearing my own voice on an answering machine.

If we can't stamp out literature in the country, we can at least stop its being brought in from outside.

The proximity of a desirable thing tempts one to overindulgence. On that path lies danger.

In his heart, he knew that there was no reason to be impolite to someone, even if they did work for you. There was such a thing as manners after all.

We all have Hitler in us, but we also have love and peace. So why not give peace a chance for once?

I know what I say; I understand my mission and business. God Almighty is my shield; and what can man do if God is my friend?

The prospect of the UK without a BBC funded by the licence fee is anywhere between improbable and impossible.

Nobody is just anything... everyone is of equal value, regardless of their station

Every moment is the manifestation of the whole. Life itself is, therefore, nothing but the continuous moment of the whole, and everybody is living the continuous moment of the whole.