When I'm older I'll understand" said Lucy, " I am older and I don't think I want to understand", replied Edmund

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

hello there, the angel from my nightmare.the shadow in the backgroung of the mourge.the unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley.we could live like jack and sally if we want.

Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.

We all too often have socialism for the rich and rugged free market capitalism for the poor.

Stress is an alarm clock that lets you know you're attached to something not true for you.

Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.

My inspirations include the Beatles - love, love, love them - Elton John, Carole King, and Stevie Wonder.

The great secret of the successful fool is that he's no fool at all

I feel like someone after a deluge being asked to describe the way it was before the flood while I'm still plucking seaweed out of my hair.

Instead of spending money, I earned it.

The tendency of party spirit has ever been to disguise and propagate and support error.