When I'm right, no one remembers.When I am wrong, no one forgets.

It isn't enough for an umpire to merely know what he's doing. He has to look as though he knows what he's doing, too.

In a way an umpire is like a woman. He makes quick decisions, never reverses them, and doesn't think you're safe when you're out.

Officiating is the only job in America that everybody knows how to do better than the guy who is doing it.

People come to see the players. Nobody ever bought a ticket to see a manager.

The world around me and my past seem far away and distorted, as if time and space were taffy being stretched and looped and twisted out of shape.

It is in unity that we find strength, in unity we find hope, and in unity we can stand firm as the darkness approaches. Let us stand together – and stand firm – against the many faces of hate.

Innocence has no place alongside immortality.

God made the integers

I built my entire career off of teen comedies. I was in 'Bring It On'.

Every man is fully satisfied that there is such a thing as truth, or he would not ask any question.

A lot of films come out before they're finished.

I don't understand why we're all connected wirelessly via a little machine that goes in our pocket, to everybody in the world, and you have to have reels for a movie.

kar.a.bek.i.an (n.); (from Rabo Karabekian, U.S. 20th Cent. painter). Fiasco in which a person causes total destruction of own work and reputation through stupidity, carelessness or both.

I'm not obsessively a follower of fashion in the way I used to be. But I still have all those magazines I bought at the time because I bought ones that felt a little timeless, more like books.