When I'm sittin' down to dinner with the family, stuff [another Yogiism] just pops out. And they'll say, 'Dad, you just said another one.' And I don't even know what the heck I said.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.

Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It's also a powerful motivator.

You are either in a state of perfection or a state of learning. Reading is one of the best ways to learn about our lives and purpose!

All under the pretense of military application.”He pouts. “No pretense about it. Remember, the Internet was a military application. And now look at how it’s changed our culture.

I think people are realizing that engineering and science are extremely good degrees to get and you'll be very highly paid once you've got them.

We have to rethink how to teach financial education in the 21st century.

I'm very lucky about my family, because they're just a really solid family. I owe everything to them.

Idleness is more an infirmity of the mind than of the body.

The most important role of a leader is to set a clear direction, be transparent about how to get there and to stay the course.

We must make sure their worst players get the ball the most. You'll get it back in no time.

Knowledge is almost annoying.

Men tuned into women but not tuned into their own hurts usually retained the attitude that women needed special protection.