When I'm talking to a large audience, I imagine that I'm talking to a single person.

Whenever you have a tight situation and there's a close pitch, the umpire gets a squawk no matter how he calls it.

Baseball is dull only to dull minds.

This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all.

You have to be as fully prepared for the dull game as you are for the great game, or else you won't be prepared for the great one.

Writing is easy. Just sit down and open a vein.

People see what they want to see.

When I was in baseball and you went into the clubhouse, you didn't see ball players with curling irons.

On radio, you're an artist. On TV, you're a servant.

It's like apples and oranges, you can't compare it. It was just a matter of playing anyone who was breathing.

Thinking positively is a choice.

They will notdisappoint you, and you will look upon them morecharitably. Men seek but one thing in life—their pleasure

In this new age of GPS, Google Earth and multidimensional digital maps, mapping is suddenly hugely relevant again.

My mom told me to do whatever I wanted to do and don't get too anxious about it.

If they would rather die, . . . they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.

To achieve big things you have to have big dreams.

Pray that God will open the doors you can't open and close the doors that need to be closed.

Wine is a clog to the pen, not an inspiration.

You cannot change the world if you don't change your own world first.

I have only one eye. Do you want me to look at the road or the at the speedometer.