When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

Anything worthy is worth the fight!

Pain becomes proud because it believes no one else understands.

it’s okay to love onseLf unconditionally so tHat U truly know U &can recognize the embedded healing & curing aspects &properties buried with-in U & Eye (all of us]

Get in touch with your intuitive and creative powers, bring your desires to life in order to create a life of bliss.

A free man is as jealous of his responsibilities as he is of his liberties.

It is difficult to know at what moment love begins it is less difficult to know that it has begun.

Thank God for theater and film and television and my very, very, very lucky life.

When you're in love, love makes you do crazy things, and can take you down a whirlwind of a road.

The next morning dawned bright and sweet, like ribbon candy.