When I mention religion I mean the Christian religion; and not only the Christian religion, but the Protestant religion; and not only the Protestant religion, but the Church of England.

Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy.

Handsome is that handsome does.

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.

Make money your god, and it will plague you like the devil.

There is not in the universe a more ridiculous, nor a more contemptible animal, than a proud clergyman.

The hounds all join in glorious cry, / The huntsman winds his horn: / And a-hunting we will go.

Most men like in women what is most opposite their own characters.

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.

A good countenance is a letter of recommendation.

Neither great poverty nor great riches will hear reason

Your task is not to find the love, but to swim and dive in the love.

Success in golf depends less on strength of body than upon strength of mind and character.

I think fan fiction is the way most writers start, and the same goes for music and design.

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams?

Psychotherapy may begin with the primitive, but it must end with the divine, for both are integral factors in the human mind.

God, on the other side of my table, composes His book whose smoke envelops me: for the flame of my candle is His pen.

orthodoxy is a fixed habit of mind. The average man and woman hug their orthodoxies and spit their venom on those that outrage them.

A billion people died on the news tonight.

Falsehood is the jockey of misfortune.

The miracle is not to walk on water. The miracle is to walk on earth