When I pass my name in such large letters I blush, but at the same time instinctively raise my hat.

I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.

Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.

People are too apt to treat God as if he were a minor royalty.

Cynicism is the humor of hatred.

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.

God is a sort of burglar. As a young man you knock him down; as an old man you try to conciliate him, because he may knock you down.

The only man who wasn't spoilt by being lionized was Daniel.

A man never knows what a fool he is until he hears himself imitated by one.

I'll have that one, please.

A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.

Fear uncovers the impossible, while faith reveals the possible.

Nobody is wired wrong because there’s no wrong and right in the way we are.

If you cry "Forward " you must make plain in what direction to go.

First of all, Bolshevism represents revolution and the revolutionary struggle.

A saint is a person who gives of themself without asking for anything in return. That's how simple it is to be a saint. Try it! Try being a saint

I'm a big fan of new production techniques and new sounds. That's kind of what has been my focus out here; making sure that the songs can stand away from the production, however it's produced.

I just love making music. I always stay in the studio. Making music is my main focus.

I have always voted Labour and I always will. I have got to have one stupid, bovine part of me and that's the part that votes Labour.

In God's good time, Which does not always fall on Saturday When the world looks for wages.