When I pass the bar, you'll be barred from bars but put behind them.

You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, "Money, I'm home!

He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial.

On the stand, I asked the witness, “What's your occupation?”“Make-up artist.”“Objection!” I replied, “Lack of foundation.

When I lose control, I lose my cool and I pass the point of no RTN.

Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie.

I put the bra in brand, and I top it!

Moving my body ignites my bliss. I say yes to movement!

There is a certain noble pride through which merits shine brighter than through modesty.

Friendship? Yes Please.

Sanctification is a community project.

Only fools seek power, and the greatest fools seek it through force.

I always carry prayer cards to St. Jude and St. Martha with me.

It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic.

All descriptions of reality are limited expressions of the world of emptiness. Yet we attach to the descriptions and think they are reality. That is a mistake.

God can take your most monstrous failures and turn them into triumphs such as you never could imagine.

If God had meant men to have children, he would have given them a PVC apron.