When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.

If you're going to make rubbish, be the best rubbish in it.

This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip.

The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.

How strange are the tricks of memory, which, often hazy as a dream about the most important events of a man's life, religiously preserve the merest trifles.

I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.

False friendship, like the ivy, decays and ruins the walls it embraces; but true friendship gives new life and animation to the object it supports.

Do what thy manhood bids thee do.

Little islands are all large prisons: one cannot look at the sea without wishing for the wings of a swallow.

I've done the most awful rubbish in order to have somewhere to go in the morning.

If I had a chance for another life, I would certainly choose a better complexion.

No matter how hard they try, they'll never create anything so perfectly beautiful as what plays out in my own imagination.

If you work hard and get help from good friends, together you can overcome almost any challenge, no matter how great.

We all die, it's a fact that today you aren't here, yesterday you weren't here doesn't mean that tomorrow you won't be here!

Try to master technology instead of it mastering you.

Antigravity, teleportation, time travel, energetic DNA evolution and consciousness transformation could create a world few of us ever even dreamed of.

We pray that Aung San Suu Kyi and her country are now on a path to freedom

Comedy is hard to do. All the cliches about it are true.

People around the world were moving from one place to another. No one was staying.

Necessity, thou mother of the world!

My mother gave me a sense of independence, a sense of total confidence that we could do whatever it was we set out to do. That's how we were raised