When I ran, people know I have a very big business. So I mean they elected me I guess partially for that reason.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

It's not about the words that come out of your mouth. It's about the words that come out of your heart.

I am ready. I have repented my sins and soon I will be in heaven with Christ my savior. Now I must die like a man.

I would slay myself on the altar of boredom if given the chance.

By comparing what we know today with what the ancients appear to have known we can guess at the kinds of wine they drank.

How could I be so immature to think you could replace the missing elements in me. How extremely lazy of me.

I'm sautéing emcees with fried rice up in the wok without the MSG and chopped celery.

Get over it - If you have a bad workout or run a bad race, allow yourself exactly 1 hour to stew about it-then move on.

And the Lord said you got to rise Up!

I'm in charge of raising a young woman one day, to be a mother and hopefully a wife.

It is extremely arrogant and very foolish to think that you can ever outwit your audience.