When I read a script, I have to see the funny, and if I can see it's funny, it helps me to be able to transmit that.

Desperate? That can be a justification for all kinds of behavior.

Some movie I was in, I forget which one, some awful little movie, a reviewer said, What is Jessica Walter doing in this movie? And I said, Hello? Trying to make a living?

I don't think comedy is something you learn. I think it's something that's either there or it's not.

My daughter, I'm proud to say, is senior vice president of ABC Family network. She could hire and fire me. She has hired me, but she has not fired me.

I must confess I took a couple or three jobs just for the money.

Nobody can hide their birthdays anymore, so there's no point in lying.

You'll notice you don't have both feet on the ground when you don't have any friends around

Just a little loving kindness is sometimes all anyone really needs.

He was abominable...and the most alluring, tortured soul I'd ever met.

It’s like a cotillion, this partners business, except with killing.” “So, exactly like a cotillion,” said Simon.

He could not - say rather, he would not - deny himself the chance of the pleasure of seeing Margaret. He had no end in this but the present gratification.

The human need to play is a powerful one. When we ignore it, we feel there is something missing in our lives.

The good Lord made us all out of iron. Then he turns up the heat to forge some of us into steel.

In Latin America in general, it's very important that Christianity not be simply a thing of reason, but also of the heart.

Brandon Boyd of Incubus is hot, but he's too pretty.

Set the troops to their tasks without imparting your designs.