When I said 'we', officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.

There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.

It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.

The children of Spirit are laughing, cursing, chatting, walking and running. They ooze holiness in all that they are and do.

Love is the strength of life.

Forgiveness is not about letting anybody 'off the hook.' Forgiveness actually has nothing to do with the person you are forgiving. It does, however, have everything to do with you.

I decided to teach because I think that any person who studies philosophy has to be involved actively.

Grace is something you can never get but only be given.

The burden of happiness can only be relieved by the balm of suffering.

There may be more beautiful times, but this one is ours.

Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a space ship, dear.

It would probably be too easy a cop out to say that just Republican males hate me. Though there's a large swath of them, for sure.

I was always athletic and I could do a lot of things