When I saw houses in Palmdale going for $500K, I knew something was wrong. If you got foreclosed, I don't feel sorry for you!

There's a difference... between the kind of woman you would bang and the kind of woman you would marry.

There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.

There's some benefit to being happy in your life. Of looking around and saying, 'This is mine.

Are men shallow? Should we be looking for inner beauty? Ha, ha.

I don't just preach; I put my money where my mouth is!

I wanted to see if you could put a prototype radio station on the Internet so you wouldnt have to invest $50 million or $100 million or $150 million to buy a transmitter and a frequency.

Writers are made, they are not born.

The sacred path leads to destiny destination.

The only menace is inertia.

Our lives pass from us like the wind, and why Should wise men grieve to know that they must die? The Judas blossom fades, the lovely face Of light is dimmed, and darkness takes its place.

It's a natural thing for a child to lose a parent. I lost my mom too young but it happened. And I'm happy she's out of pain, 'cause I love her and she's my friend.

(In response to Java) Anybody who thinks a little 9,000-line program that's distributed free and can be cloned by anyone is going to affect anything we do at Microsoft has his head screwed on wrong.

O help/ Me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, help. Thou art/ Mine only hope. -Leia Organa

Every song that has been a hit for me has been honest and truthful. I have to believe that same formula will work on this (television) show. It has to be believable and honest.

I'm in Stockholm in my office. I just got here after seeing my eighth child on an ultrasound, so I'm in a good mood. It's beautiful: an energetic little skeleton.

I don't care for remakes. There's soooo much undiscovered material out there; old and new. I want to be original.