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When I say 'friends,' I use that term loosely, as I don't actually have any.


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Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.



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When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.



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If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that.



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I seem to be able to get away with pun strips if I add a panel at the end where I somehow indicate that I know it's a bad pun.



It's best to love your family as you would a Siberian tiger-from a distance, preferably separated by bars.

It's best to love your family as you would a Siberian tiger-from a distance, preferably separated by bars.



You can write a little and can draw a little, but there's necessarily a limitation on both in a comic strip, since it appears in such a tiny space.

You can write a little and can draw a little, but there's necessarily a limitation on both in a comic strip, since it appears in such a tiny space.



Sticking to my schedule, Ive gotten over seven months ahead, which allowed me to write a Pearls Before Swine movie script for the big screen.

Sticking to my schedule, Ive gotten over seven months ahead, which allowed me to write a Pearls Before Swine movie script for the big screen.



I was a lawyer for 10 years, and when youre in law, things really have to get done, or somebody sues you. Its a great trick.

I was a lawyer for 10 years, and when youre in law, things really have to get done, or somebody sues you. Its a great trick.



Most poetry just confounds me. I really want to like it, but I can't help thinking it's a hoax. (p. 24)

Most poetry just confounds me. I really want to like it, but I can't help thinking it's a hoax. (p. 24)



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If you put me in South Park, that audience is going to fall asleep in five minutes.





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