When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

The Christian is to take his place in society with moral courage to stand up for that which is right, just, and honorable.

Blurred vision makes you misunderstand and misinterpret your purpose in life.

I never count calories, but I eat so well.

When you are younger, the camera is like a friend and you can go places and feel like you're with someone, like you have a companion.

My blood is a miracle that, from my veins, crosses the air in my heart into yours.

If words had flavors, hers would be bitter almonds and coffee grounds.

Conservative New Testament studies could also provide an intellectually satisfying alternative to German biblical criticism and to the liberal theology that accompanied it

One must, in one's life, make a choice between boredom and suffering.

White men in North America are the beneficiaries of the single biggest affirmative action program in world history. It's called world history.

That energy field can be called God, soul, spirit, or consciousness.