When I see Steve Davis I see two letters... C S... Cue Sorceror.

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27.

William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.

The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.

Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!

I'm only a tool, beloved. Not your Savior

One who thinks for himself is a threat to his enemies, a refuge to his acquaintances, a prize to his friends, and a gift to the world.

I don’t want there to be things you “love about me”, I want you to love “all of me”.

Good food is a right, not a privilege. It brings children into a positive relationship with their health, community and environment.

The successful people of this world take life as it comes. They just go out and deal with the world as it is.

If you want more effective programmers, you will discover that they should not waste their time debugging, they should not introduce the bugs to start with.

You only know me as you see me, not as I actually am

I start a lot more songs than I finish, because I realize when I get into them, they're no good. I don't throw them away, I just put them away, store them, get them out of sight.

It is untrue that some are poor because others are rich. If an order of society in which incomes were equal replaced the capitalist order, everyone would become poorer.

Life isn’t worth living if you’re scared all the time.