When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

I have a no-apology policy.

Always and Forever is a Grandmothers love

Greed is the seed of corruptionas much as virtue is the seed of justice.Wisdom is the seed of successas much as vice is the seed of destruction.

Never do the eyes of the devil shine as much as when he hears the words: liberty, equality, fraternity.

I really believe the only way to stay healthy is to eat properly, get your rest and exercise. If you don't exercise and do the other two, I still don't think it's going to help you that much.

You don't have to tell a child not to bully. You know, you talk at kids, they don't hear you, but when you give them a visceral experience, then they have something to remember.

What matters finally is not the world's judgment of oneself but one's own judgment of the world.... Any writer who lacks this final arrogance will not survive very long in America.

It is unseemly to undress on stage. I won't do that.

If the infinite had not desired man to be wise, he would not have bestowed upon him the faculty of knowing.

We are seldom happy with what we now have, but would go to pieces if we lost any part of it.

I had rather stand the shock of a basilisk than the fury of a merciless pen.

I think his greatest fault is his failure to accord credit to anyone for what he may have done. This is a great weakness in any man.