When I start something I bring my A-game - I assume I'm going to win.

I'm not a tough guy. I'm just delivering the truth and only the truth and if you can't deal with it, too bad.

You may lose your wife, you may lose your dog, your mother may hate you. None of those things matter. What matters is that you achieve success and become free. Then you can do whatever you like.

Money is my military, each dollar a soldier. I never send my money into battle unprepared and undefended. I send it to conquer and take currency prisoner and bring it back to me.

My partners... taught me that in order to create wealth, I needed to pair up with people whose strengths compensated for my weaknesses.

I have had some great successes and great failures. I think every entrepreneur has. I try to learn from all of them.

Downturns are the best time to start businesses because you develop discipline that's very lean and mean in terms of how to spend money. And those habits serve you very well in good times.

The only reason to do business is to make money; that's the only reason for doing business.

We need physical exercise to prepare our brain for long periods of concentration

Life is hard, money doesn't care, your tears don’t add value

Vision is nothing without a plan to execute it.

The Almighty has His own purposes.

Years ago, fairy tales all began with Once upon a time... now we know they all begin with, If I am elected.

I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old.

I sing the songs that people need to hear.

It is impossible to find a single example of a monopoly that has ever existed without official protection.

I'd much rather be on stage talking to a couple of retards for twenty bucks than sitting at my desk thinking up jokes for...well let's say a few dollars more.

Government should not tell you what to do unless there's a compelling public purpose.

One is always a long way from solving a problem until one actually has the answer.

But I think my mistakes became the chemistry for my miracles. I think that my tests became my testimonies.

You and I are not what we eat; we are what we think.