When I started performing I was like, "Holy hell, how am I going to survive this?" I was giving it my all in 15 minutes but now I had to do it for two hours.

I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short.

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself.

Latins for Republicans. It's like roaches for Raid.

Independent film is for actors that love to act.

It takes time to understand yourself, to go inside yourself and to question yourself and really take yourself to task. That's self-expression.

Is there a God? Yeah, but there's not just one God. There's a whole lot of gods, because one God couldn't have possibly made so many mistakes all by Himself. This had to be done by committee.

I love life, and I embrace every minute of it.

You know, I am kind of a bi-polarish schitzerphrenic. I run the gamut of being incredibly shy and withdrawn to being a crazy-eccentric exhibitionist. And I have always been like that.

Marriage is wild. I thought it was this perfect land of happiness and joy. Wrong! After you say you do, you don't for a long time.

...if a man’s thirst is quenched by power, then all other desires are of no worth to him.

I always suspect an artist who is successful before he is dead.

My mother was against me being an actress - until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra.

Belief in God and a future life makes it possible to go through life with less of stoic courage than is needed by skeptics.

What makes man most unhappy is to be deprived not of that which he had, but of that which he did not have, and did not really know.

I do like to sing to God!

She wondered if this was true of every parent: if, prior to having children, they all used to be someone else.

We teach what we know, but we reproduce what we are.

I'm not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that's bad.

The resolution to avoid an evil is seldom framed till the evil is so far advanced as to make avoidance impossible.