When I started to realise how important the film was to people I thought there is a lot of negative stuff going on in the world, maybe they need these two people

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

Try your best, before any rest. Life gets its beauty from the best.

My back slams against the oven door, and I cover my face and cry. I cry so hard I can't breathe.

Man is a gaming animal.

If you care too much about what other people think, you will always be their prisoner. Lao Tzu

He who has not forgiven an enemy has never yet tasted one of the most sublime enjoyments of life.

I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove.

I consider myself an aware person who is sensitive to injustice.

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input.

You pay God a compliment by asking great things of Him.

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests.