When I stop working the rest of the day is posthumous. I'm only really alive when I'm writing.

There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go.

All cruel people describe themselves as paragons of frankness.

It's interesting, isn't it? . . . the chandelier . . . it reminds me of mushroom soup.

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it... Success is shy - it won't come out while you're watching.

Don't look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you'll know you're dead.

Caged birds accept each other, but flight is what they long for.

The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite!

Life is an unanswered question, but let's still believe in the dignity and importance of the question.

A prayer for the wild at heart kept in cages.

Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families

Make life easier by living in the present and believing in the future.

I was saluted by Alex Ferguson when I was subbed and that made me very happy.

It is not the finest wood that feeds the fire of Divine love, but the wood of the Cross.

[Louis] Brandeis improves the prose. He simplifies it and perfects the balance of the sentence so it becomes even more memorable and aphoristic.

I thought that 'Twilight' would be a kind of girl movie, but it was cool.

I have always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.

Nothing can intimidate me. I just go out and destruct and destroy.

Boredom, not the will, is the mother of change. Necessity is the father.

We're blessed on 'How I Met Your Mother' to feel like we're doing a bit of a funny playlet everyday.

I started my own record label.