When I take the oath of office next year [2017] I will restore law and order to America. Believe me, believe me.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Fear is the glue that keeps you stuck. Faith is the solvent that sets you free.

He [Iggy] started reaching for things around the table, and his hand landed on Total. “You’re black.”“I prefer canine-American, ” said Total.

It was important for me to duck out of the fast and furious life I'd been living as a pop star. I was in a different mood.

I thought one only had to speak Latin through one's nose and bite off the end.

Words that do not match deeds are not important.

There was always a love-hate relationship with New York in the rest of the country, but I made them feel more love than hate.

Accelerando means in tempo. Don't rush.

Do you know my dream? I really want to become an aluminum-siding salesman.

...when I prayed to receive Jesus Christ as my Savior, I had made that promise...: 'If You'll make Your will for my clear, I'll do it no matter what!'

Well, first of all it's entertainment. That stops us becoming too pretentious or thinking we're great artists.