When I talk about divorce, I am not blaming the women I've married. It's not their fault.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

People who work hard often work too hard. ... May we learn to honor the hammock, the siesta, the nap and the pause in all its forms.

We are the creators of our own happiness and suffering, for everything originates in the mind.

In suspense novels even subplots about relationships have to have conflict.

He is not someone who went off to play in Europe and only a few Americans follow. He has the potential to be on magazine covers and more newspaper coverage.

We have dinner every single night, Monday through Friday, with our children. We sit down around 6 or 6:30 and it's a family dinner - it's time to check in, just to be around each other.

In my life mission is everything.. Even if i was a municipal chairman, I would have worked as hard as a CM

Didn't you finish your chemistry in school?" "You closed the school and burnt all the books." "Ah, so I did.

You can't have a universe without the mind entering into it.

The people who are scared of going on a diet are the people who could benefit the most from one.

Yoga is not only learning to stand on your head but also learning to stand on your feet.