When I think of Canada I think of tonic water.

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

Volvo — they're boxy but they're good.

Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.

Music is the surest way of reaching someone else's heart.

Jaguar — For men who'd like hand-jobs from beautiful women they hardly know.

I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.

I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it.

I can hear the music all around me.

I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic.

For the first time in my life, I believe that maybe I can be more than what I am, that I can be more than I ever dreamed of. Because of him.

There's no tragedy in life like the death of a child. Things never get back to the way they were.

You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.

He for himself weaves woe who weaves for others woe, and evil counsel on the counselor recoils.

My dream roles since I was very young were Tony in West Side Story and Pippin. But, now I leave that for the youngsters.

There is no office now closed to a Jew, including the presidency.

Perhaps, thought Talon, there was a path in between. A way to shed their ignorance without losing their souls.

When you're younger, you don't believe in it, but it's really so important to stay out the of sun as much as you can. Like if you wanna get tan, you can get a spray tan and not get skin cancer.

At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated.

Catfish Hunter was a man among men. He was a genuine person. There was nothing phony about him. I learned a lot from him, both on and off the baseball field.