When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

My life: under construction, but beautiful.

I'm not a princess but Ryan is a knight, he just belongs to someone else.

Whenever I've chosen a song because it's clever, it's always turned out to be a mistake.

I mean, I don't really pay too much attention publicly to what people think.

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to.

Nicotine is both a stimulant and a depressant, so that can make one feel quite imbalanced.

But the act, called the sexual act, is not for the depositing of seed. It is for leaping off into the unknown, as from a cliff's edge, like Sappho into the sea.

Image is what people perceive my life to be. It's nothing like the truth.

Praying Christians know nothing of their friends

The human mind is scattered. We have become negligent about our distractions, inertia, confusion, doubt, fear, and anger.