When I turned 30, I knew my life was at a crossroads. It was either over, or I was going to restart.

You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one - I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.

What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have those rights.

Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you're worthy of the trip.

The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.

The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go alert your bishop.

All men are created equal. It is what you do from there that makes the difference. We are all free agents in life. We make our own decisions. We control our own destiny.

Sometimes it is hard not to say, 'God forgive God.' Sometimes it is hard to say so much. But if our faith is true, He didn't. He crucified Him.

Your highest potential is in your highest love.

People say I'm a gold digger, but do you see me wearing gold? No. I'm wearing diamonds.

Experience to a politician is like experience to a prostitute - not much to recommend them.

I've never encountered someone in public life who has less desire to hold office than Michelle Obama, though she is incredibly gifted at retail politics.

Christ wears "two shoes" in the world: scripture and nature. Both are necessary to understand the Lord, and at no stage can creation be seen as a separation of things from God.

I don't have a cell phone. I am not a Luddite.

Nothing can be created out of nothing.

Where you allow your attention to go ultimately says more about you as a human being than anything that you put in your mission statement.

Whoever says the Smiths have split shall be severely spanked by me with a wet plimsoll.