When I wake up, " he said, "remind me that I'm going to marry her.

Fairness is a term that is interpreted different ways. For the government, fair is whatever suits their needs.

How you are seen by others becomes the mirror that tells you what you are like and who you are. The ego's sense of self-worth is in most cases bound up with the worth you have in the eyes of others.

I'll make a horrible housewife. It's not like I'm disgusting, but I'm pretty bad about having a drink or eating something and then leaving the plate and rushing to go.

I think any athlete will tell you that season-ending losses stay with you for a long time. If you are one of the main reasons for a season-ending loss, it sticks with you longer.

If there had been a job of being a reader, I would have taken that, because I love to read and I don't love to write. That would be blissful.

I think if you put a smile on people's faces, they give that back to you.

I'm a nightclub comic. That's what I do. I work in the clubs uncensored because my mind is uncensored, and those are the thoughts that I have. I do the kind of comedy that I would enjoy seeing.

Culture is for old people. When you're young you have your body, and that's all you need.

I would kill to do more work with Orla Brady, I think she's that gifted.

I don't know how many records I'm selling.