When I want to read something nice, I sit down and write it myself.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Une philosophie doit etre portative.

Music was a balm for any weary soul. It could either lift a person out of the doldrums or comfort him if there was no other solace to be had.

It's not the nineteenth century

All I was doing was trying to get home from work.

The language of friendship is not words but meanings.

The zeal of atheists is the most admirable thing about them.

You can do more, you can always do more.

And that's when I realized, when you're a kid you don't need a costume, you ARE superman.

The injuries we do in kind are visited upon us often. In the science of the mind, trying hard to move a shadow.

There is no sin so great as ignorance. Remember this.