When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.

Turn on the light within, expand your horizons and reach your full potential.

Ironically, this physically weak feeling signifies that I’m actually getting stronger. I know from my past that I will ultimately feel strong if I just sit with the feeling and experience it.

As if he hadn't always known he was loved the best. That he was the Beloved.

I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it sho

Once I get comfortable and feel a part of what I'm doing, I've always hit.

I can't give you 150 takes. I can't even give you 30 different ways of doing it! I don't have the talent or the range for it.

The point I'm trying to make is, I'm really quite neutral. I have not been conditioned.

So far I’m not seeing a lot of difference between me and a carnival con-man.

Showrunning is a thing where you have to work with tons of different people. You have to schmooze people, you have to talk to network people. I don't want to do any of that.

Then get busy and find out how to do it.